Horrified Subway Execs Assumed People Were Buying Footlongs To Share

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In this hilarious critique of American eating habits, satirical news site The Onion reports that Subway is shocked to learn people have been enjoying foot long subs by themselves. They cut the sandwich in half a for a reason! You’re supposed to share! You wouldn’t eat an entire pizza, would you? Oh.. Never mind then…    […]


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