Man Complains There’s No Chocolate In His Ice Cream, Tesco Has An Epic Response
25-year-old Dav Nash was pretty disappointed when he unwrapped his Tesco ice-cream, only to find that it was missing one of its vital ingredients.
He decided – as many others do – to express said disappointment on Tesco’s Facebook page.
As he explained:
“It was a genuine complaint because I was quite disappointed but I wasnt angry or anything, so decided to have some fun with it.
I just wanted to see how Tesco would react to it and because I studied literature I thought Id be creative and have a bit of a giggle to myself while writing it.”
Well, his complaint was definitely creative:
“Once upon a time, a small independent store called Tesco crafted a very special Cornetto (of course, it was not a Cornetto for legal reasons).
This very special Cornetto didnt have any milk in it and consisted of delicious vanilla and strawberry ice cream, wrapped in a crunchy, chocolate lined cone with a strawberry sauce through the middle.
Everybody rejoiced at this wondrous creation.Until one fateful day.Imagine the horror of the unsuspecting customer, after carefully unwrapping the delicious treat to find that the previously crunchy cone was soft, lifelessflaccid.
The chocolate was gone! No more was the cone a testament to confectionery engineering. No more was there a solid, tantalising chocolate end to the cone.
The customer fell to his knees and cried sugarless tears of bottomless grief. The glory days were over and the prospect of a world without a chocolate coating brought an incurable ache to his heart.
To be continued
Will there be a happy ending to this story, Tesco?”
It took Tesco just three hours to reply:
“Once upon a time a customer of the magical kingdom of Tescodonia bought some delicious strawberry & vanilla cones, but alas the gnomes from choccy village who make our chocolate based products was attacked by a vicious dragon and the chocolate was burned to a cinder.
The customer was without one of the most vital ingredient in their cone, this was a tragic day in Tescodonia.
From the sherbet mountain a glimmering warrior appeared, a warrior that defends Tescodonia and all of its customers, this warrior was also on a massive sugar buzz.
He rode down on his unicorn which kept on changing colour, a friend of the warrior, Sharbra, the fierce tiger, came to tell the warrior of the disaster which has struck.
The warrior got rid of the unicorn as the changing colours gave him a headache. The warrior and Sharbra vowed to restore peace to Tescodonia and bring retribution to Dav, the mighty customer.
The warrior is meWith your help Sharbra and I can restore peace to Tescodonia, will you accept the quest Dav, the Cone King?
Till we meet again Dav, the Cone King.Stephen Warrior of Tescodonia.”
That’s definitely unique…