Ex Responds To Guy That Said He Wonâ€™t Go Down On Girls Since Heâ€™s â€˜Too Good At Itâ€™
A few days ago, Will Lloyd wrote an article for
But now, responding to the online controversy, Will’s ex-girlfriend Rhianna has written a piece for The Huffington Post, explaining that hisarticle maynot be strictly accurate.
While Willclaims that he never went down on his first-girlfriend (Rhianna), explaining ‘Im not sure why I didnt but there you go’(thanks for that insight Will),Rhianna claims that her then-boyfriend Will did go down on her, plenty of times, but ‘to be honest, it just didn’t feel that good’.
“The real reason you don’t want to go down anymore isn’t because you made a girl come and it was unpleasant. It’s because you are scared of the awkward silence of the girl who isn’t enjoying it.”
This is very awkward. But luckily for Will, Rhianna’s article offers some softcore pornographic tips on how to successfully give a girl head:
“It’s gotta go pitch black in her thoughts, it’s gotta be warm and hard and complemented with your running fingers soft against her thigh, her lips. She needs to forget that you are even down there, because she is in her own world and it’s great.
…Otherwise it will, to be honest, feel like the tongue of a wet dog lapping it up whilst we sigh, look up at the ceiling and think about the next episode of Scandal.”
There you go Will. Now why not try again?
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