Someone Tweeted A Picture Of Harry Styles’ Bare Butt And Then Sir Mix-A-Lot Got Involved
1. Back in November, Twitter user @JagChaggarTutis tweeted the following picture of Harry Styles apparently peeing into a bush with his pants all the way down. The internet just discovered it yesterday and has a lot of questions.
2. The following are all appropriate questions to ask after viewing this image:
1. Why is Harry Styles peeing into a bush with his pants down?
2. Why does Harry Styles pull his pants down past his knees when peeing into a bush?
3. Why is Harry Styles’ butt only 50% of the width of his entire backside?
4. How is Harry Styles able to keep pants on with a butt that basically doesn’t physically exist?
5. What was Harry Styles doing before peeing into a bush with his pants down?
6. Who is taking this picture of Harry Styles peeing into a bush with his pants down?
7. Whose bushes is Harry Styles peeing into with his pants down?
8. Why am I looking at this picture of Harry Styles peeing into a bush with his pants down?
4. Presumably upon discovering that the internet had seen his tush, Harry Styles tweeted the following:
5. The following are all appropriate questions to ask upon reading this tweet:
1. Why does Harry Styles think Mix-A-Lot is in trouble?
2. Is Mix-A-Lot in trouble because Harry Styles’ butt is so shockingly and disappointingly small that he feels the need to warn Mix-A-Lot of the shock he’ll receive upon seeing it?
3. Why doesn’t Harry Styles address his elder Mix-A-Lot with the formal “sir”?
4. Does Harry Styles actually have any idea what’s going on and is this tweet even in reference to peeing in a bush with his butt out at all?
5. Why am I still reading about Harry Styles peeing into a bush with his butt out?
6. Upon being summoned by the mere mention of his name, Sir Mix-A-Lot expressed his skepticism over the reveal of Harry Styles’ tiny butt.
7. Then he started to wonder whose bushes Harry Styles was actually peeing in with his butt out.
8. And THEN, Sir Mix-A-Lot claimed they were HIS bushes that Harry Styles was peeing into with his butt out.
9. Finally, Sir Mix-A-Lot had to clarify that he was not, in fact, the source of this image of Harry Styles peeing into a bush with his pants down.
10. …And also that he was trying to limit “spreading.”
11. In conclusion, here’s Harry Styles peeing into a bush with his pants down one more time.
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