12 Fake Reality TV Shows That We Would Definitely Watch
TV producers… call me.
1. Poll Dancer
16 professional women compete for a job as a Congressional Campaign Manager through a series of challenges relating to exotic dancing. Choosing the winner are CNN correspondent Candy Crowley, screenwriter Diablo Cody, and Lindsay Mills, professional dancer, acrobat, and ex-girlfriend of Edward Snowden.
2. Nailed it!
A nail-art competition series judged by Katy Perry and all nine members of K-Pop group Girls’ Generation.
3. The Bachelorette (with Tilda Swinton)
Actress and ethereal being Tilda Swinton is the new Bachelorette.
4. Samuel L. Jackson’s My New BFF
Samuel L. Jackson must choose a new BFF from a group of 20 men and women. Previous BFF-finder and EDM artist Paris Hilton serves as a host and confidant.
Each week a different celebrity must navigate a maze blindfolded, guided only by the scent of their branded fragrance.
6. America’s Next Top Christmas Tree
18 of the nation’s hottest trees compete for the honor of being “America’s Next Top Christmas Tree” through a competition testing their strength, beauty, and intelligence. Challenges include “Don’t let the lights outshine you!” and “What to do when there’s a fire?” The winning tree will be set up behind the Rockefeller Center in December 2015.
NBC / Via blogger.com
7. NO Grandma, NO!
Every episode, grandparents scandalize their grandchildren with salacious stories from their youth. Betty White hosts.
8. Lunch Lady Letdown
A cooking show in which all of the contestants are lunch ladies hoping for their big break. Private security is hired to keep Gordon Ramsay as far away from the set as possible.
9. MAXIMUM KALE!!!
A show in which 12 gardeners must use only occult methods to grow the largest kale plant possible.
Bravo / Via media.giphy.com
10. Real Housewives of TMZ
A program highlighting the personal lives of TMZ employees for a national audience.
Via CNN / E!
11. Kourtney and Khloé Take Comic-Con
Kourtney and Khloé Kardashian take on Comic Con to seal the deal on a lucrative licensing contract with a DC Comics rep. Along the way they learn important lessons about friendship and sisterhood.
An as-yet-unnamed singing competition in which… JUST KIDDING!