46 Questions Every Twentysomething Still Asks Their Mom
1. So do I really NEED a 401(k)? 2. What’s the difference between a PPO and an HMO?3. What number do I claim on my taxes?4. How the fuck do I cook rice? 5. So what do I do if my tire is flat?6. But how long can I drive on a flat tire…?
7. WHY IS HEAT SO EXPENSIVE HOLY SHIT?!8. How do I know if steak is medium rare and not going-to-get-salmonella rare?9. Is there any way I can appeal jury duty?10. What happens if I don’t show up to jury duty?11. How much do you think a dog/cat would cost?12. What do I bring to a dinner party?
13. What do you mean not all doctors are covered by my insurance? 14. How do I get a referral? 15. Can you read an email for me before I send it?16. Can you read a cover letter for me before I send it? 17. What the fuck is a CV? 18. I got in an accident what do I do?
19. How do you like…learn to cook?20. Should I get a cookbook or something?21. Why doesn’t my chicken taste like your chicken?22. How do I renew my passport?23. Do you have my passport? 24. How do I get a visa?25. How do I know if I have strep throat?26. Can you look at a picture of my throat? 27. What’s that place I always used to get my hair cut?28. What’s my prescription for my glasses?
29. Do I have any allergies?30. Can you call my insurance for me? 31. You can’t smell carbon monoxide, right? 32. So… can I have your Netflix password?33. Can you get HBO GO and give me the password?34. Can I use some of your airline miles?
35. What’s the difference between a green mailbox and a blue one?36. How do you know how many stamps to put on something?37. What happens if I put my mail in the wrong box? 38. How do I check my credit? 39. How do I sign up for a credit card?40. Are you supposed to ride your bike with or against traffic? 41. Can you read my lease for me before I sign it?
42. Who do I call to turn on my electricity?43. Why are haircuts so expensive?44. So what happens if I don’t pay my bills on time?45. What is an appropriate wedding gift?
46. WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME BEING AN ADULT WAS SO HARD?