Lonely New Yorkers Are Looking For Blizzard Booty Calls On Craigslist (Photos)

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New Yorkers only know one way to cope with a blizzard: quell the loneliness by shacking up with a stranger.

The Craigslist personal section, which I do not — repeat, do not! — advise visiting during the work day, is presently being flooded with snow day ads. With Winter Storm Juno on the way, city-dwellers only have a few hours to line up a snow-bound booty call.

Some people seek a new friend with whom they can share a drink in the snow, while others are just focused on how many sexual puns they can make out of the present weather forecast (spoiler alert: many).

Buried among the dozens of extremely unflattering dick pics are a few ads worth sharing, all of which are still live on Craigslist at the time of publication.

This man just wants to share his snow-related friskiness.

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It’s doubtful he’s seeking a “snow bunny” for mere drinks.

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This anonymous Craigslister just prematurely friend-zoned herself.

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It’s just snow removal, but he helpfully includes that he’s “bi” and “very descrete [sic].”

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“I can make it snow inside too.”

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Not enough middle-aged men habitually play in the snow.

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This is called trying a little too hard.

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You don’t even have to be into BDSM to use this snow-shoveling slave.

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Snowy? Stay with a strange 50-year-old man!

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This man’s hoping to spark a Nicholas Sparks-style romance.

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He just wants to smack you upside your booty with a snowball.

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Snow inspires sudden panic.

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If this is your gym, take note.

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He’s not looking for anything in return, but he prefers single female clientele.

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Read more: http://elitedaily.com/news/world/lonely-new-yorkers-craigslist-blizzard-booty-calls/917036/

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