If Dita Von Teese Were a Beverly Hills Housewife…
Imagine Dita Von Teese as a Real Housewife of Beverly Hills. Actually, don’t — an amateur Photoshopper did it for you.
Someone used the photo tool to strip Von Teese of her signature jet black hair and fair complexion. The experiment left the sultry burlesque star looking … different. Von Teese posted the image to her Instagram account with the spot-on caption, “this is bizarre.”
The Dita on the left is the original image. Without it, fans might not even realize that the beach blonde on the right is actually the burlesque star at all. The extreme transformation doesn’t just stop at giving Von Teese a deep, orange tan — her hair, makeup and jewelry are also altered to give her the look of a reality TV star.
While most Photoshopped images of celebrities are meant to be subtle, this blatant alteration is a bit more jarring.