This Man Went To Extreme Lengths To Get A ‘Monster’ Package

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Meet Billy-Tom O’Conner, the mullet-headed guest who appeared on This Morning today. Billy-Tom was on air discussing his penoplasty, basically his penis enlargement surgery.

The odd thing about Billy-Tom is that his package was already a whopping 10 inches, which must surely put almost all men to shame.

But 10 inches of man-meat just wasn’t enough for poor old Billy-Tom, because he stated to Hols and Phil three times in the first ninety seconds that he ‘wanted a monster.’

Now is the time to highlight that there are two types of penoplasty available on the market; one to increase length (which from Dr Roberto Viel’s description sounds terribly painful and not all that effective) and one to increase width (which involves fat that has been liposuctioned from another part of your body being pumped into your penis).

Billy-Tom opted for width. Obviously. Because, you know, his penis was already TEN INCHES LONG.

 

Despite the fact that Billy-Tom has in the past ‘done a bit of porn’, he assured Hols & Phil that his monster manhood was purely for his own pleasure…so to speak.

And then, in moment destined for TV history, viewers were then shown pictures of Billy-Tom’s flaccid (vom) penis before and after. We have deemed it a tad to gross to show you here, but that’s what Google is for, right?

We don’t want to disappoint you, and nor did This Morning, and so they whipped out a can of hairspray, which amazingly has the exact same proportions as Billy-Tom’s willy when erect.

For those wondering the vital stats are 7 ½ by 10 inches. Eeek.

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Once you have got your head around, just try imagining getting your mouth around it. Urgh…Our verdict is that Billy-Tom has been suffering too much blood to the wrong head.

This begs the question – does size really matter? Let us know your thoughts!

Read more: http://www.hellou.co.uk/2014/07/man-went-extreme-lengths-get-monster-pen-10969/

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