Predator Eyes: 24 Drunk Creepers Who Were Photographed At The Perfect Moment

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Guys really like breasts (and other curvy parts of the female form): a truism that has been the focus of innumerable network sitcoms and open mic routines over the years.

Whether or not they admit it, men spend a fair amount of time admiring the opposite sex, but most men do it so subtly that you probably wouldn’t notice unless you were looking for it specifically — or if the guy doing the creeping was photographed in the act.

I don’t know if the men in these pictures are victims of excessive inebriation or if they simply don’t have any shame, but regardless of the reasoning for their ogling, I’m betting they regretted posing for these pictures after seeing the final result.

I should mention that I don’t actually know the backstory to any of these pictures, so to protect myself from any accusations of libel, I’ve captioned each photo with a possible explanation besides blatant shows of objectification.

Enjoy.

“I hope that mole isn’t cancerous.”

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“That outfit is Just. Not. Working.”

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“Who left the flash on?”

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“Ohhh! There’s a $5 bill on the ground!”

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“Is that a poop stain?!?!?!!”

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“Those seahorses aren’t even close to being anatomically correct.”

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“I like that necklace. It really ties her outfit together.”

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“What if there is no meaning of life?”

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“Don’t puke. Don’t puke. Don’t puke.”

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“Are we wearing the exact same color?”

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I’ve got nothing for this one. That guy was definitely staring at her boobs.

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As was he.

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“I wonder how much that necklace costs…”

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“I wish I hadn’t been born with this terrible neck deformity.”

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“What peculiar tan lines.”

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“I can’t hold this sneeze in any longer.”

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“True Religion. Nice.”

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Again, I have nothing. This is the definition of “blatant.”

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“Does she dye her hair? I think she might dye her hair.”

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“WHERE IS THE JÄGER? I NEED MORE JÄGER RIGHT NOW!”

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“How did I not notice those earrings until now?”

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“I wonder what material that blouse is made of? Maybe dragons are real.”

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“Yesssssssss!” (I give up.)

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Read more: http://elitedaily.com/humor/guys-staring-women-boobs-drunk/751664/

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